Michael Neill
A
man goes to a psychiatrist and the psychiatrist asks him what's wrong.
The man says, "Isn't it obvious? I'm dead -- I'm a corpse."
The psychiatrist says, "But you walked in here -- can corpses
walk?"
The man says, "Haven't you ever seen a zombie movie? Of course
corpses can walk."
So the psychiatrist says, "But we're talking -- do corpses
talk?"
The man says, "What kind of a question is that? Of course corpses
can talk!"
Finally, the psychiatrist gets an idea. With a crafty look in his eye,
he asks the man, "Do corpses bleed?"
The man thinks for a moment, and then says "No, no, corpses don't
bleed. After all, we're dead, so we can't bleed."
Before the man can react, the psychiatrist reaches over and pricks him
on the hand with a needle and a small drop of blood emerges from under his
skin. The man stares at the blood in amazement.
"Well I'll be damned," the man says. "Corpses do
bleed!"
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/michael-neill/the-fourth-principle_b_8219216.html
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